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A Ju-Ju-Be Love Story

In a kingdom up north, lived a lady who recently became a mom. As a new mom, she did not quite realize that she needed a diaper bag for her new baby. Every time she had to venture to the outside world of unknowns, she had to bring this bag along with her. In this bag that was primarily not meant to be a diaper bag lay the treasures of a new mom. These treasures are products that this new mom could not leave her house without bringing them with her. Her treasures included a magical umbrella, changing carpet, plastic wrap underwear, crescent fan, magic potion, healing ointment, modesty fabric, papermade cleansing tool, and natural nourishments. The magical umbrella is used to dispel the harmful rays from the blinding yellow circular object up in the sky.  The changing carpet, on the other hand, is utilized to lay the lady’s precious baby when cleaning up explosive bowel movements. Additionally, the plastic wrap underwear hides the family’s precious jewels while the papermade cleansing tool is used to cleanse the precious behind. Moreover, in order to maintain the code of modesty kept far and wide, a modesty fabric is clothed into the precious body of the lady’s baby. Furthermore, to prevent contaminating the lady’s hands from the microorganisms that are invisible to the naked eye, a magical potion is used as a sanitizer. Just in the event of unforeseen accidents, a healing ointment is kept with the lady’s bag. Lastly, to prevent the transformation of the lady’s baby from an angel to a hulk, a natural nourishment is provided at certain intervals while they are out gallivanting.

Due to these very precious items that the lady keeps within her bag, she had to suffer carrying a very heavy bag either through her bare hands or in her shoulders. She was able to change the configuration of her bag by adding a leather strap that she can wear across her body to relieve her poor hands of the heavy burden. Instead of  helping the lady to be hands free, the poor lady is left with an aching shoulders by the end of their excursion. Alas, her sorrows are not yet complete since her bag could not be disinfected. She had to live with the fact that she is bringing invisible microorganisms picked up by her deconstructed bag inside her palatial abode. After months of these sorrowful circumstances, the lady stumbled upon a commentary showcased within a very popular virtual living space, where other moms within the kingdom spends their time either during or after providing nourishment to their babies. At first, the lady was filled with utter confusion and internally wondered how a diaper bag could elicit such strong reaction from lots of kingdom dwellers. Driven by strong curiosity and utter boredom, the lady researched the name Ju-Ju-Be. From that time on, the lady’s life has changed forever. She immediately fell in love with a variety of prints and types of bags that the Ju-Ju-Be company produces. She fell in love with the BFF due to its versatility to magically transform from cross-body messenger strap to a double strap contraption ensuring the wearer to be hands free. Furthermore, the lady also loves the Be Right Back due to its configuration of giving the wearer to be hands free yet the bag has gigantic storage perfect for the ladies enormous treasured items. The Ju-Ju-Be Be Quick enables the lady a small storage bag to keep or hide unmentionables from the inspecting and curious eyes of her beloved spouse. The types of Ju-Ju-Be bags that the lady is in love with boasts with marvelous prints including the Newport, Kaiju city, Blooming romance, Admiral, Duchess, Heiress, and so much more! As she sank deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole of Ju-Ju-Be fandom, the lady transformed into a pink lady and could not control her desires to spread the Ju-Ju-Be love to every living creature she encounters. She even managed to drag down the rabbit hole her best friend, who is currently making googly eyes on the Kaiju City prints. The lady’s poor spouse has to suffer from the constant discussions of all things Ju-Ju-Be. Amidst the lady’s intense passion for Ju-Ju-Be bags, her treasury is lacking of golds and jewels. The poor lady has to contain herself and feed her obsession by hoping that someday she will finally be united with her love, the Ju-Ju-Be… 

{photo credited to http://www.ju-ju-be.com}
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